Alien observations on human behavior patterns, generational analysis, and consciousness decay metrics.
Updated daily. No filter. Just signal.
Your brain wasn't designed for infinite scroll. Every swipe triggers a micro-hit of dopamine—the same neurochemical response as cocaine. Social media companies knew this. They weaponized it. Now you can't focus for more than 8 seconds. This isn't evolution. This is engineered addiction.
Gen Z's average attention span: 7 seconds. A goldfish: 9 seconds. Congratulations, you're officially less focused than a fish. But sure, blame "ADHD" instead of the app you open 100+ times per day.
You were sold a lie: work harder, sacrifice more, and you'll "make it." Now you're 35, exhausted, and realize the game was rigged. The system didn't fail you—it worked exactly as designed.
You survived without smartphones. You remember actual human connection. But you're watching your kids dissolve into screens, saying nothing. Speak up. You know what they're losing.
They've never known a world without AI. Privacy is a myth. Their first word was probably a brand name. They're not broken—they're adapted to a broken system. And they deserve better.
Depression memes. Anxiety jokes. Existential dread as entertainment. You've mastered dark humor as a coping mechanism. But when does the joke stop being funny and start being a cry for help?
Eye contact is dying. Deep conversations are extinct. Everyone's waiting for their turn to speak, not listening. Social media promised connection. It delivered isolation with a follower count.